Sunday, December 2, 2007

NYC TRANNIES...DONT TRUST THEM(?)

O AM GAY
I HAVE TONS OF GAY FRIENDS
TONS OF BISEXUAL FRIENDS
TONS OF GAY FRIENDS

I AM EXTREMELY OPEN MINDED
OR AT LEAST I THINK I AM

BUT I AM KIND OF OVER TRANNIES....NOW, I AM NOT HATING ON TRANNIES...BUT DAMN EVERYONE I HAVE MET SO FAR HAS BEEN SORT OF SHADY. WHATS THE ABOUT?
IM SITTING AT LUNCH WITH MY MAN AT CAFETERIA AND I AM SITTING NEXT TO A COUPLE TO MY RIGHT. AN OBVIOUSLY TRANSEXUAL AND HER MAN. NOW SHE IS LOUD...TRYING TO GET ATTENTION AND BEING ANNOYING YET I SAY OR DO NOTHING AS ITS NOT MY PROBLEM. IF YOU BEEN TO CAFETERIA YOU KNOW THE TWO TOP TABLES ARE INCHES FROM ONE ANOTHER...SO THIS GIRL IS STARING DOWN MY MAN LIKE ITS A TRICK OR SOMEHTING..LIKE JUST TRYING TO EYE LOCK HIM AND I AM LIKE DAMN HONEY CAN YOU SHOW SOME TACT? ITS LIKE YOU HAVE THE BEAUTY OF A WOMAN AND THE MIND IF A GAY MAN..ITS ALOT..I CANT EVEN IMAGINE WHAT THAT WOULD FEEL LIKE.
MY MAN IS KICKING ME SOFTLY UNDER THE TABLE LIKE" DO YOU SEE THIS SHIT?"..THEN SHE STARTS TEXT MESSAGING HER DATE,AND THEY START CONVERSING THAT WAY..AND LOOK UP FROM EACH OTHERS MESSAGES AND SAY " U H UH,,AND YEAH RIIIGHT"..AND THEN MOTION TO MY MAN..I WAS SO OVER IT THAT I ALMOST GOT THE NERVE TO SAY SOMETHING..BECAUSE FOR THE 1 HOUR WE WERE IN EACH OTHERS AIR SPACE THIS GIRL JUST STARED AT HIM LIKE HE WAS A PAINTING. AND MADE IT VERY UNCOMFORTABLE FOR US TO SPEAK TO ONE ANOTHER AS EVERY NANCE OF WHAT WE WERE DOING WAS BEING SCRUTINIZED. AND THEN AS THIS BITCH GOT UP, HER ASS WAS TO OUR TABLE AND SHE FARTED RIGHT AT US...CLASSLESS...YOU COUDLNT WAIT THR 10 STEPS FROM TABLE TO 7TH AVENUE? GROSS. NOT A FUN SUNDAY

WHEN I WAS IN MIAMI LAST CHRISTMAS I WAS AT SPLASH AND I WAS SHITFACED. A TRANNY BEFRIENDED ME AND THEN TRY TO STEAL MY SIDEKICK...AN PROMOTER BACK IN THE DAY IN NYC WODL TRY TO BED MALE MODELS WTHOUT TELLING THEM THAT SHE WAS PACKING COCK..AND THEN WHEN THE GUYS WOUDL FIND OUT THEYD BOLT...TRICKERY I TELL YOU

NOW, I LOVE MY GAY COMMUNITY BUT SHIT...ITS ALOT SOMETIMES

AM I BEING A JACKASS..IS THAT THE PRICE TO PAY TO HAVE A HOT BOYFRIEND OR SHOULD I HAVE CUT A BITCH( WITH MY WORDS)..TALK TO ME PEOPLES

XOXO
J

7 comments:

MR style said...

haha you're a funny dude ! always talkin about those queer people !! i love it

sebastian perinotti said...

its the price to pay! hehe
i just came back from my boys place, im so confused with him, dont know what to do!

Miss Jeffrey said...

Now Jason, you been in this city a long time. You know sometimes you gots to cut a bitch!

tmarkum said...

ummm, if ever there was a time for a "bitch slap" that was it.

Ray Aquino said...

Ms Cafeteria was totally asking for the back of your hand, but luckily you restrained yourself, because can you imagine the scene THAT would've caused!! Ha!!

IT IS WHAT IT IS said...

thanks..i knew i was nuts
that bitch should have had my backhand
never trust a tranny..my new motto

Modelizer said...

I was at Cafeteria about 2 weeks ago [whenever I stalked Mark Ronson last] and this crazy couple just started humping near the bar and screaming, it was ridiculous and uncalled for. I think that place just brings out the crazies. The couple next to us order all of their food and then just disappeared without ever touching it or taking a sip of their drinks that they carried over from the bar. WEIRD.

I do agree that I'm beyond over Trannies. I used to not mind them, but now I'm just like...um no, do not want.

My favorite saying is "I'll cut a bitch! Kimora Lee Simmons style." Since she said this while she was married to Russel. Fabulous!

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