Monday, June 30, 2008

MY VISA DENIED

AFTER A FUN FILLED WEEKEND
OF 'TRAVEL" MY VISA WAS DECLINED IN CUSTOMS IN ICELAND
NEEDLESS TO SAY BJORK ATTACKED THE OFFICERS, THE PAPARZZI AND MY REFLECTION IN A GLASS MIRROR

SO, IM BACK , BOOKING MODELS AT MAJOR
WHEW! WHAT A WHIRLWIND
I WANT TO THANK BLAINE COOK FOR HOLDING DOWN THE FORT AND TERRON I WANT MY MADONNA SHIT BACK PRONTO

LALLY, LETS DO THIS!

LOL

HOPE YOU ALL ENJOYED THE LAUGHS

BY THE WAY
LAWRENCE STIERS RAN THINGS IN MILAN AND PARIS

XOXOX
J

Saturday, June 28, 2008

MY CONNECTION

IM IN MADAGASCAR
MY TRAVEL AGENT GOT ME A CHEAP TICKET
NY MADAGASCAR
MADAGASCAR ICELAND

WELLIM IN MADAGASCAR
ANDLET ME TELL YOU
I CANT WAIT TO SEE BJORK
SHE TEXT ME THIS AM
AND SAID " I LOVE ROOSTERS"!

I LAUGHED
PICKED UP GREEK VOGUE, TIME AND OPRAH MAGAZINES
[AND THOUGHT "ROOSTERS...HOW GLORIOUS!"
BE RIGHT BAC

THE REAL DEAL..IT IS WHAT IT IS

I HAVE DECIDED ON THE EVE OF GAY PRIDE SUNDAY TO LEAVE NY, PACK MY APARTMENT UP AND MOVE TO ICELAND. ANYONE THAT KNOWS ME, KNOWS I LOVE BJORK. AND WHILE DRINKING MIKE'S HARD LEMONADE AND VOGUING TO "BIG TIME SENSUALITY"..I REALIZED CLEARLY..BJORK NEEDS ME( AND I NEED SIBERIAN HUSKYS) AND BLUBBER.
I BEQUETH MY HAREM OF MALE "MODELS" TO THE DEREK ZOOLANDER FOUNDATION FOR RIDICULOUSLY GOOD LOOKING PEOPLE RUN BY BLAINE COOK( A TRUE RENAISSANCE MAN)..TERRON WOOD, I LEAVE YOU MY BEST OF MADONNA CD COLLECTION AND TOUR PROGRAMS FROM 1988 TO 2006. TO THE SPRITELY JUSTIN TUNISTRA I LEAVE YOU MY UNPUBLISHED MEMOIR"IT IS WHAT IT IS..BITCHES" AND YOU CAN PLAY ME IN THE MADE FOR TV MOVIE
JOE LALLY HAS ASKED ME TO TAKE A MOMENT AND THANK BUDDAH, CHARLES DEVOE, TRAVIS HANSON AKA GHOSTA FACE KILLAH 2, OPRAH AND DOMINOS PIZZA ( FOR THE CHICKEN KICKERS)

WHILE IM IN ICELAND, WORKING FOR BJORK, ILL BE USING MY YEARS AS A MODEL MANAGER , IN WRITING SONGS FOR BJORK. WORKING TITLES THUS FAR
"IM RELEASED..I THOUGHT YOU SAID I WAS CONFIRMED?"

"BRUCE WEBER SAID SO"

"IVE NEVER BEEN MORE RIPPED(OR LEAN..THE REMIX)

"I VE NEVER DONE THIS WITH A DUDE BEFORE"

"I HATE CANADIANS"

"YOU DONT KNOW MY LIFE"

"SHOULD I GO TO MILAN(FOR THE SHOWS)

LIKE I SAID THESE TASTY MORSELS ARE JUST THE BEGINNING OF MY SONGWRITING PROWESS

BJORK AND I, WHILST EATING BLUBBER, WILL BE RECORDING THESE OFF THE CHAIN TRACKS AFTER NUDE SKINNY DIPPING IN A HOT SPRING. DONT HATE FUCKERS.

ILL MISS YOU ALL, AND I HOPE YOUR CAREER SUFFERS WITH OUT ME.

SUCK IT BITCHES
IM GOING TO ICELAND...

SUCK ON IT

JASON KANNER AKA LARS SVARTGRAAASD

Sunday, June 22, 2008

RANDOM PIC OF LOVED ONES

I STOLE THESE PICS OFF MY SISTERS MYSPACE PAGE
I LOVE THE PIC WITH MY MOM IN IT(R.I.P) SHE WAS SO HAPPY THERE..AND I WAS SO MAD AT HER....
LOVE THE PIC WITH ME AND MY SISTER SHELLY WITH HER FRIENDS AND IM WEARING A VINTAGE KISS TEE SHIRT..AND THE PIC OF SHELLY WITH OUR NEPHEWS ( PRE NICK ERA) IS MY FAVE.




Friday, June 13, 2008

IT IS WHAT IT IS

OUT OF RESPECT TO ALL PARTIES I WONT GET INTO MY WEEK

IT WAS A HARD WEEK, BUT NOTHING I CANT HANDLE. UNFORTUNATELY IVE BEEN DOWN THIS ROAD BEFORE. I FEEL SUPPORTED AND STRONG. SOMEONE SWINGS AT ME, I PUSH BACK. THATS NOT THE CASE HERE. THINGS DONT NEED A STORYBOOK ENDING OR EVEN MAKE SENSE. IN KABBALAH THEY SAY WHEN THINGS ARE CRAZIEST , ESSENTIALLY, THEY ARE AT ITS BEST. CHAOS/CONTROL....

ALREADY I LIKE SOMEONE ELSE( AND I KNOW I KNOW..BUT ITS NOT A REBOUND AT ALL..IM SMARTER THEN THAT.)BUT NONETHELESS I FEEL LIKE A LESBIAN..ALREADY READY TO MAKE THIS INTO SOMETHING. I AM SURPRISED I HAVENT BOUGHT A CAT WITH HIM, MADE PLANS TO GO SEE THE INDIGO GIRLS AND GET MATCHING RINGS. BUT I DIGRESS. HE IS REALLY GREAT, AND ITS NICE TO FEEL SPRUNG. BUT..I LOVE MY EX , HARD TO TYPE IT. "EX" THE " EX" FACTOR( NOD TO LAURYN HILL) .AND HE HAS BEEN STAYING ON ME, TRYING TO STEP IT UP AND I AM LIKE, WHY IS IT ALWAYS THE DAY AFTER THAT HE GETS IT..LAME

ALL THIS WHILE WORK HAS BEEN A CIRCUS. BUT WE ALSO HAVE BILLED 500K IN 13 DAYS SO, WHO SAYS IT ISNT WORKING ..AND THATS JUST IN THE MENS DIVISION

IM OUT I HAVE TO BOUNCE

LIVING FOR AWC CASTING..ANDREW MELISSA, MALLORRY AND MADDOX. GREAT PEOPLE, GENTLE PEOPLE
JD
DARRYL
PILAR JENN JESS
J SIMPSON
LIVING FOR ME TODAY
ARNIE
ADRIAN ALVARADO

LOVING FACEBOOK TOO

LOL
XOXO
LOVE LIGHT

JJ

Sunday, June 8, 2008

HEATWAVE SUNDAY JUNE 8TH 2 06 PM

IM LAYING ON MY BED, WATCHING STACEY MCKENZIE ON MTV MADE AND I FELT LIKE THIS WOULD BE A GOOD TIME TO CATCH UP ON MY BLOGGING.

I HAVE TO SAY , ALOT HAS GONE DOWN

FIRSTLY, I HAVE BEEN WORKING OUT ALOT. I FEEL STRONGER, BUT I HAVE A LONG WAY TO GO. I FEEL ENCOURAGED..MY CLOTHES R FITTING DIFFERENTLY AND I FEEL LIKE I HAVE MORE STAMINA.

ALSO, I AM TAKING A BREAK FROM THE "MAN" I AM WITH. THINGS IN THE PAST FEW WEEKS HAVE JUST CRUMBLED..AND I DECIDED RATHER THEN HATE HIM, ID CHOOSE ME AND END IT WITH SOME DIGNITY. NOW, I LOVE THIS GUY ALOT, BUT I DONT FEEL THAT PASSION FOR HIM ANYMORE AND TO ME WITHOUT IT, I JUST HAVE A BUDDY THAT I KISS.. AND I WANT HEAT ...CLEAR AND SIMPLE. HE WAS SHOCKED; WHEN THE WORDS CAME OUT OF MY MOUTH, I COULDNT STOP THEM.." I DONT FEEL IT FOR YOU ANYMORE.."..AND "I DESERVE MORE THEN THIS!".. HIS REPLY WAS " IT CAN GET BETTER, LETS ME WORK ON IT"..BUT I REALIZED IT WASNT HIS PROBLEM TO FIX, THESE MONTHS OF NEGLECT LED ME TO CLOSE MY HEART TO HIM AND OPEN IT TO THE POSSIBILITIES OF FINDING SOMEONE NEW, MY REAL LIFE PARTNER(BUT IN THE MEAN TIME HAVE A BLAST AND FUCK AROUND LIKE I NEEDED TO). I DONT WANT TO THINK ITS TRULY OVER FORVER WUTH HE AND I, BUT FOR THE MOMENT , I AM LIVING THE SINGLE LIFE.

TRAVIS &BRIAN DAVENPORT AND TRAVIS HANSON HAD THEIR BIRTHDAYS THIS WEEK. I THREW A DINNER FOR MR HANSON AND HIS CLOSEST NY FRIENDS, AND HIS GIRLFRIEND FLEW IN FOR IT..ALOT OF DRINKS AND FUN WERE HAD BY ALL..AND OF COURSE A LITTLE DRAMA WHICH I WONT GET INTO HERE...BUT SUFFICE IT TO SAY ALOT OF FUN, SOME ALLEGED HIJINKS,AND A LATE NITE WAS HAD BY MOST.

WE HAVE HAD A RECORD YEAR AT MAJOR. I HAVE BEEN ASKED BY CLIENTS WHO READ THIS BLOG, TO NOT RAMBLE ON ABOUT THE CASTING CHOICES BEFORE THINGS R PUBLISHED SO ALL I CAN SAY IS WE HAVE ALOT OF MODEL WORKING FOR HUGE MAJOR BOOKINGS. SO BITCHES, LOOK OUT IN FALL FOR THE ADS AND EDITS THAT MAKE MAJOR SO MAJOR.

WE HAVE SOME BRILLIANT NEW GUYS AT THE AGENCY. HOOKED UP WITH BRIAN FROM AIG MODELS, WHO PLACED 4 GUYS WITH US AT ONCE. NOW IN 18 YRS IN THE BIZ I HAVE NEVER TAKEN MORE THEN ONE GUY AT A TIME, BUT THESE GUYS WERE SO INCREDIBLE THAT I WAS LIKE, FUCK IT, IM DOING THIS AND BRIAN AMAZINGLY ACCEPTED THE OFFER. LOOK TO THIS BLOG FOR UPDATES ON THESE GUYS.

SIMON' S NEW DO BY DIDIER MALIGE HAS BEEN A HUGE HIT. HE IS WORKING SO MUCH , AND I AM SO PROUD OF HIM. WE HAVE THIS AMAZING NEW KID NAMED SIMON THAM FROM TORONTO. ENGLISH AND CHINEESE, EXCLUSIVE FOR CALVIN KLEIN'S UPCOMING SHOW IN MILAN. KYLE LEDEBOER FROM INDIANA IS GETTING GREAT BUZZ. I THINK TRAVIS HANSON IS OUR NEXT BIG THING, AND IF ALL THINGS GO WELL , WILL PROBABLY BE SHOOTING ONE OF THE MOST TALKED ABOUT EDITORIALS IN RECENT MEMORY. I UST TOOK ON RICHARD LIMA, A VETERAN MODEL, WHO I AM REINTRODUCING TO THE MARKET AS A NEW FACE..ITS A RISKY EXPERIMENT BUT I THINK WILL WORK.

I AM THINKING ITS DEFINITELY GOING TO BE CALIFORNIA IN AUGUST. I NEED MY GIRLS OUT THERE AND I CAN USE BEING IN THEIR SWIRL. OUT OF THE EAST COAST GRIND...IT IS WHAT THE DOCTOR ORDERED FOR ME..(DR LOVE..LOL)

MY SISTERS R IN TAMPA HAVING A MINI HOLIDAY, I WANTED TO GO BUT THOSE TRIFLING BICTHES WANTED SISTER TIME..I WANST THRILLED

I MISS JILL LIKE CRAZY, I WISH SHED LEAVE ATL AND MOVE UP HERE.

BEN AND BRAD MOVED, SO THEY HAVE BEEN ENSCONCED IN THAT...I AM HAPPY FOR THEM. DARRYLL HASNT BEEN UP HERE FOR A WHILE, HE SEEMS BUSY IN HIS NEW REAL ESTATE CAREER , IM HAPPY IF HE IS HAPPY.

I AM JUST TRYING TO BE HAPPPY
I AM LOOKING FOWARD TO HAVING HAPPY TIMES (LOL)WITH PEOPLE
DRAMA FREE..LOVE FESTS

SEND ME WARM AND FUZZY LIGHT
SEND ME STRENGTH BECAUSE AS I TYPE THIS I MISS HIM, BUT I KNOW I AM DOING THE RIGHT THING
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO EVERYONE
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JESSICA R

XOXOXO

JASON

LIVING

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NATE GILL

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OUR NEXT BIG THANG

FOUR OF MY FAVORITE GIRLS

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KERRY DEGMAN

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BREAKING BARRIERS

ONE OF MY FAVE ARTISTS

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AMY WINEHOUSE

HOTTEST PIC EVER

HOTTEST PIC EVER
PH:STEVEN KLEIN

NATE NESBITT

NATE NESBITT
THE MOST UNAFFECTED GUY I REPRESENT..GOOD SOLID KID.

BLAINE COOK

BLAINE COOK
GIVENCHY PARIS

SIMON NESSMAN AT GIVENCHY

SIMON NESSMAN AT GIVENCHY

CHAD WHITE

CHAD WHITE
LEGENDARY

TRAVIS DAVENPORT

TRAVIS DAVENPORT
ALWAYS LOOKING GOOD

TERRON WOOD

TERRON WOOD
THE MOST FOCUSED MODEL I REP

TRAVIS HANSON

TRAVIS HANSON
HARD WORK PAYS OFF...NO SHORTCUTS

MR CHRIS COLLINS

MR CHRIS COLLINS
THE LEGENDARY CHRIS COLLINS

CHANNING TATUM

CHANNING TATUM
BLOWING SH*T UP, SON